Yeah, bet you thought that newsletter on the main page was a joke! Well jokes on you, now I'm legally obligated to start one because the FDA guidelines on Business Sites and other related Platforms states in Article 15 that joking about establishing a newsletter is deemed a cruel and unusual trick, and is therefore punishable by death.
What, you'd like to join too? That's a rhetorical question and a lie, but all you have to do is type your email into the appropriate box on the main page, and you're journey will start! What, you want to unsubscribe from the newsletter? Well lucky you, that's not an option, but my free trial also expires 60 days from now, so this social experiment has a limited lifespan!
just like all of us...
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