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Welcome... to Tourtle

Entertainer, Visionary, Super Villain

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Say hi to the repurposed shell of a website I made for a different class!

It's packed with brand new features, hated old features, beloved old features that I removed, and beloathed creatures features!

Check out my 'Projects'

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Over the years, I've worked on many projects. Wait, scratch that. According to the page this button links to, I've worked on five projects.

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These are the projects we've made in Advanced Graphic Design, here for you viewing/grading pleasure. Maybe not 'pleasure'. Pleasure's a weird word.

Check out my 'Blog'

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Ha, just kidding, you can't.

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There was a blog here or something, it showed you a bunch of atrocities to the name of Graphic Design, I mean they were really funny but like. You'd weep at them. Weep from laughter. And horror. A little bit of both.

Check out what I'm 'About'

What? Who am I? Where am I? Where is that large automobile? What have you done?

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Some of these questions can be answered on my About page, which details a bit about me, and about the Tourtle brand.

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